Hungry munches

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"why do you recommend reptiles as pets? in your own opinion"

Asked by Anonymous

reptile-talk:

I would recommend reptiles as pets for a variety of reasons, to name a few:

  • With proper research, they are easy to care for.
  • They are allergy free. 
  • Perfect for people with small spaces (depending on species)
  • They are an absolute joy to watch.

My two geckos have calmed me down on very many occasions, and made me laugh twice as much without ever taking them out of the tank at those times. 

  • For people who don’t have as much time to socialize, train, or exercise a dog or a cat, a reptile takes much less time.

(In my opinion, this differs for some species. I can imagine some enclosures are awful to clean.)

  • Their enclosures are SO FUN TO MAKE/DECORATE
  • You never have to worry about training them, or socializing them, they don’t want it. 
  • You also never have to worry about them not liking you, they don’t really care about you. Which I kind of welcome.
  • Have you ever gone to a reptile expo I have never seen so many happy people in one place talking about things with scales. 
  • THEIR FACES ARE JUST ADORABLE. ALL OF THEM. 
  • They do the dumbest shit sometimes and it’s like watching a miracle in real time I love it.

I could go on for a thousand years, but I’ll save you the agony. It would mostly be me gushing about their permanent smiles and snoots to boop anyway. 

"

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

"

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For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via waxenneat)

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twirlingtroye:

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

perfection in three sentences

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

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  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

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octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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sofapizza:

dr-archeville:

Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2014-08-26, “Race/Off” [alternate link here]

Jon was FINALLY back last night, and hit it out of the freakin park with this Ferguson segment.

Reblogged from sofapizza

anythingcomic:

In the dog’s defense John’s Facebook profile picture is a car (he doesn’t even own a car). 

(Source: anythingcomic.com)

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

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lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.


hello are you a ufo

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hello are you a ufo

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amarobotic:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

this is really a good way of putting it

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)

tieltavern:

COCKATOO INFLATION LEVEL: 100%

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tieltavern:

COCKATOO INFLATION LEVEL: 100%

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kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(Source: eva-420)

jennythedragonxj9:

I spy a boopersnoot

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jennythedragonxj9:

I spy a boopersnoot

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yawningfawn:

*thinks about snakes* haha nice

(Source: fawndrop)