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Hungry munches A blog that posts a massive block of posts occasionsally. :D

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

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tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

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bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

Reblogged from thenerdygirl2

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor)

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

"(1/2)My sister appears to be overweight but she runs every day and eats only raw healthy food. She's been trying to lose more weight w/out starving herself but she's been at a plateau (like size 14) for a few years now and though she's kicked up her gym and cardio time it still isn't happening and she cries so much about her size because people tell her that if she just eats healthy! !!! And worksout!!!! She'll be skinny! !!!! Ppl call her fat and lazy..."

Asked by Anonymous

fishnetandfundip:

urulokid:

fishnetandfundip:

urulokid:

  1. How much raw food is she eating?? You can eat raw foods and if you’re eating a lot of it you’re not gonna lose weight. Raw food still has calories and unless your body can somehow break the laws of thermodynamics if you’re burning more calories than you’re feeding yourself you’re going to lose weight eventually
  2. What do you mean by “appears to be” like you’re either overweight or you’re not there’s no middle ground
  3. There might be another problem with your sister if she’s crying over her weight you may need to schedule an appointment with a doctor she might have some underlying depression

Real talk: some people are literally supposed to be fat. They are born with those genes so they can survive the winter. Anon’s sister should try to follow some body positivity blogs. It’s awesome that she is getting so fit, but she is still beautiful and healthy at her current weight.

People aren’t bears nor did we evolve from bears we don’t hibernate during the winter and put on layers of fat so we can sleep it off for six months 

Primates do not carry huge reserves of fat

Actually current genetic research has come up with several genes that we postive selected into for extra fat stores. The science of it is pretty new. Like all genetic research more has to be done, but the evidence that we selected to be fat in some genetic pools is there.

tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell]

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tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell]

Reblogged from kateordie

Were you scared? I tried to make Jim go back, but, you can’t make Jim do anything. Thank you for not telling them that we… You’re welcome. It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was. I knew it was Jim’s house. You… you did? Yes. …Well, then why’d you do it? Because you asked me to. 
— Edward Scissorhands (1990)

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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the-sexiest-man-in-ikebukuro:

仕事中ですので・・・ by のじゃ

Reblogged from mosshospital

the-sexiest-man-in-ikebukuro:

仕事中ですので・・・ by のじゃ

beingliberal:

69th anniversary of the first artificial nuclear explosion near Alamogordo on July 16, 1945, “Trinity” project, - the joint work of the scientists at Los Alamos. WATCH VIDEO HERE"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, ‘Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.’ I suppose we all thought that, one way or another"Robert Oppenheimer  On this day in 1945 the first atomic bomb exploded at 5:30 a.m., 120 miles south of Albuquerque, New Mexico. People saw a ball of fire that rose rapidly, releasing four times the heat of the interior of the sun, followed by a 40,000 foot mushroom cloud. The bomb was supposed to give the United States “peace through strength.” Officials told the New Mexican citizens that an ammunition dump had blown up. The project’s director, Kenneth Bainbridge, watched the column of fire and dust and said, “Now we are all sons of bitches.” Today, radiation levels on the spot are still 10 times that of radiation levels found in nature.
The Trinity is the term employed to signify the central doctrine of the Christian religion — the truth that in the unity of the Godhead there are Three Persons, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, these Three Persons being truly distinct one from another.

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beingliberal:

69th anniversary of the first artificial nuclear explosion near Alamogordo on July 16, 1945, “Trinity” project, - the joint work of the scientists at Los Alamos. WATCH VIDEO HERE

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, ‘Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.’ I suppose we all thought that, one way or another"
Robert Oppenheimer
  

On this day in 1945 the first atomic bomb exploded at 5:30 a.m., 120 miles south of Albuquerque, New Mexico. People saw a ball of fire that rose rapidly, releasing four times the heat of the interior of the sun, followed by a 40,000 foot mushroom cloud. The bomb was supposed to give the United States “peace through strength.” Officials told the New Mexican citizens that an ammunition dump had blown up. The project’s director, Kenneth Bainbridge, watched the column of fire and dust and said, “Now we are all sons of bitches.” Today, radiation levels on the spot are still 10 times that of radiation levels found in nature.


The Trinity is the term employed to signify the central doctrine of the Christian religion — the truth that in the unity of the Godhead there are Three Persons, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, these Three Persons being truly distinct one from another.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein] (bonus comic)

raenbowfisher14:

santa:

heavenlydreamangel:

ckings:

littlelolsz:

theburiedlife:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

forever reblog

FOREVER FCKN REBLOG

ive meet the man who did this!

this is amazing

Always reblog

Reblogged from joeii54

raenbowfisher14:

santa:

heavenlydreamangel:

ckings:

littlelolsz:

theburiedlife:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.


The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

forever reblog

FOREVER FCKN REBLOG

ive meet the man who did this!

this is amazing

Always reblog

Reblogged from jackiecello23

the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

Reblogged from schokoladenkuchen

imai1224:

カメラ男とパトさん。TOHOシネマなんばとなんばパークスにて。

We called them “Camera man” and “patrol lamp man” .

Camera man steal the movie. 

Patrol lamp man to arrest him.

They are Character of cinema in Japan.

(Sorry,I can not speak English well.)